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First Details On Saints Row IV Arrive – Includes Co-op And The Ability To Save The World As An Overweight Cheerleader

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Just hours after the official announcement of Volition’s latest game in the Saints Row franchise, some details for the game have been revealed.

EBGames Canada have put up a pre-order page for the game already, and on it they list the following features under the product details section:

“From the Crackhouse to the Penthouse to the White House, the Saints’ rise to power is complete. Now, take control of the leader of the free world against an enemy who threatens to destroy all that you have created… and the planet too. The most over-the-top game EVER!

Patriots, Saviors, Saints - The presidency is not without its perks. Wield the most outrageous arsenal in Saints Row history. This is what the Second Amendment was meant for.
What is the Simulation? - Bend the world to your will and harness an array of super powers including Mind-Bending Telekinesis, Really Really High Jump, Really Really Fast Sprint, Shiny Blue Force Shield, and Sparkly Purple Fireball Projectile-of-Doom.
Vehicular Manslaughter - Command a fleet of American made tanks, jets and attack choppers or hijack mechs, jet bikes and interstellar ships from an alien armada – it’s all science, with just a little fiction.
Streaker of the House - Be the leader you were born to be with Initiation Station 2.0. Save the world as an overweight ninja cheerleader or as hulking brute in a three-piece suit with a penchant for pony tails.
Friends with Benefits - Seamless drop-in, drop-out co-op, a Saints Row standard, improved. The only thing better than one malicious super-powered President is two.
Custom Weapons, Custom Mayhem”#
Certainly sounds like a Saints Row game to me. What we’ve essentially got here is the deranged fantasies of truly warped minds. I like it.
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