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THQ Announce Enter The Dominatrix Expansion Pack For Saint’s Row: The Third

As everybody should know by this point, Saint’s Row: The Third is both a massively fun game and a massively over-the-top festival of hilarity, crudeness and sheer awesomeness packaged onto a disc. Sure, it’s a little insane, but that’s why it released to great critical and fan reception! And now it’s only going to get better as THQ have just announced that Saint’s Row: The Third will be getting a full-blown expansion pack titled Enter the Dominatrix. Oooooo, kinky.

Following directly on from the events at the end of Saint’s Row: The Third, the expansion pack introduces the alien warlord Zinyak, who for centuries has been keeping an eye on Earth, its natural resources and its pretty women. As he prepares his evil alien armada he has only one problem to content with: the Third Street Saints, or as they’re sometimes know, that bunch of complete tits that trashed my car/house/block/city.

To solve this problem, aforementioned evil warlord captures the leader of the Saints, which is of course you, and plonks him in a virtual reality simulation that looks and feels exactly like Steelport. Presumably so he can, ahem, dominate you. Ew.

But the major point that THQ’s press release wanted to make about the new expansion pack is that it’ll introduce the most fan requested feature: super powers, baby!

“Faster than a speeding cyber jetbike, more powerful than a roided-out Luchadore, able to leap flying aircraft carriers in a single bound… That’s the power you’ll find inside the Dominatrix. Use it for good. Use it for evil. Use it for whatever you want. As always in Saints Row, it’s up to you,” said Danny Bilson, Executive Vice President, Core Game Production, THQ Inc. “With a franchise with more than 11 million units shipped globally, it’s incredibly gratifying to have the flexibility to give Saints Row fans the features they want most.”  

He later added, “Freaking super powers.” in excited tones. Clearly this man is unstable and a danger to society.

According to THQ the expansion will be available sometime this Summer with more details becoming available over the coming months. As for pricing the press release mentions a current suggested retail price of $29.99. Stay tuned for more details and more kinky stuff.

 

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