Category: Videogame Reviews

All the latest videogame reviews from me. Take that how you will.

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Sniper Elite 4 Review – Say Goodbye To Your Testicles

Sniper Elite III was a wonderfully pleasant surprise for me. Having never played the prior two games I leapt into the series and was soon shooting Nazis in the testicles with terrifying accuracy. It was rough around the edges, yet somehow incredibly good fun. I’ve been rather looking forward to this sequel, then. Aside from decimating more groins, what does Sniper Elite 4 have to offer?

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Urban Empire Review – Council Votes No

From the screenshots Urban Empire presents itself as a city builder in the vein of Cities Skylines, but in reality it’s more a political game infused with the story of your chosen family through their decades of rule. The actual city construction and management is quite light compared to other games, and thus a lot of Urban Empire is waiting around for your city to grow. Arguably it’s too simple, its lack of precise control and more in-depth options making it feel as though you’re merely poking the city from time to time with a large stick from a great distance while arguing with a bunch of people about poking it again.

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Imprint-X Review – Push My Buttons, Baby

At this point I’ve watched the intro several times and can say with complete confidence that I have no idea what is going in Imprint-X. There’s something about a spaceship and people in stasis and some nonsense about VR headsets, and then suddenly you’re playing a strange puzzle game obsessed with buttons. No, story is not this game’s strength. Quit the opposite, really. So I cheated and just read the game’s description on Steam which revealed that little nano bots called Wardens are enslaving people and you’ll be playing as a hacker clone who must save people by hacking into infected brains and defeating the Wardens by….pressing buttons. Some 700 of them, apparently. Christ.

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Filthy Lucre Review – Surprisingly Good

Platforms: PC, PS4 Reviewed On: PC Developer: Fabrik Games Publisher: Fabrik Games Singleplayer: Yes Multiplayer: 2-player co-op Review copy provided free of charge by the publisher. There’s something really awesome about heist movies and games, isn’t there? It’s why I love Ocean’s Eleven and am usually willing to […]