The thrill of the rides, the joy of the music, the constant desire to throttle everyone in the hordes that shamble around like zombies. Yup, theme parks are amazing places filled to the brim with sugary snacks and insane rides designed to delight, entertain and occasionally terrify. It has been a while since we’ve had a videogame focused on the building and running these sugary death traps, and then suddenly two come along at the same time. Let’s review the better one, shall we?
I always hate writing about myself, it's such a pain in the ass to know where I should start.
I'm twenty-two years young and love to play, as you may have already guessed. When WolfsGamingBlog.com started up it was simply because I found writing to be a good form of stress relief for when my Cystic Fibrosis was getting me down or simply because I had been having a bad week. When I started writing I never dreamed that people would actually read it, or that it would ever get this big. It's mind boggling.
My writing isn't the best, but through trial, error and the comments of readers I strive to improve it so I can provide fair reviews. My ultimate goal is to prove that not everyone in the gaming media are corrupt idiots intent on delivering false reviews.
Other than that I'm a fully qualified lifeguard and used to teach first-aid and life-saving skills to kids. What more is there to say? Hmmm, well I love music, reading and films. I'm a drummer, enjoy going swimming and tend to get distracted by shiny objects.
Is that a fifty-pence?
Sometimes when you’re writing your mind simply switches off, like someone pulled the power cord out of the socket. This is exactly what happened when I was writing this opening paragraph, therefore allow me to just spout out some words; flibble. Codswallop. Bamboozled. Now let us get on with this review, eh?
It’s time to review another Alienware machine. This time it’s the Alienware Aurora R5, one of the company’s most powerful desktops. Let’s review it, shall we?
Do you want to shoot lots of stuff in the face? Do you want awesome gunplay? Killing Floor 2 is for you.
Arkane return after four years with a sequel to one of my favorite games of all time, Dishonored. Can the sequel hold up to scrutiny?
From Dean Edwards and Beefjack comes Iron Fish, an underwater thriller/horror/exploration game. Is it worth buying?
One of my favorite franchises is back with a new developer at the helm. Can Coalition do Gears of War justice?