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Weekend Whammy: I’m Back, Baby! & Ubisoft Are Being Dicks
Hello my beloved friends and enemies, I’m sorry about my radio silence for the past few weeks! I did mean to write a Weekend Whammy two weekends back but I fell into a bit of a slump as my depression reared its horrifying head again and I couldn’t get myself into the mood to write…
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Greedfall Review – Are Spiders The New BioWare?
Spiders are an interesting little company who have been consistently putting out RPGs that feel inspired by classic BioWare yet have never managed to completely nail their visions. Their last game was The Technomancer (review HERE) in 2016 which had some great ideas but clumsy execution. Now Spiders are back with Greedfall which has gotten…
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Untitled Goose Game Review – Goosing Around
It’s an undeniable fact of life that geese are colossal arseholes. They waddle around with an uncaring swagger, aggressively assault any living being that isn’t another goose and generally just act like douchebags. The cleverly titled Untitled Goose Game lets you be a goose and wreak havoc upon an idyllic little town filled with people…
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Weekend Whammy: Being A Goose, Link’s Awakening & The Switch Lite
Hello my wonderful wolfy friends the weekend has come and gone yet again in a blur of drunken memories, knocked over bins and pitiful sobbing. This week I’m chatting a little about Borderland 3 again, the Nintendo Switch Lite and Link’s Awakening.
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Borderlands 3 Review – More Borderlands, More Loot
It was 2012 when the last proper Borderlands game was launched, and during that time Gearbox Software seemed to think that they didn’t need to make another game in the franchise. And yet here we are some seven years later with Borderlands 3 having finally become a reality. There’s a lot of hype about this…
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Weekend Whammy: UK Government On Lootboxes, Borderlands 3 & Greedfall
It’s not the weekend! And do you know what that means, my friends? That’s right, it’s time for another Weekend Whammy because as we all know I have no concept of punctuality or time in general. It’s a flaw. But anyway, this week we’re chatting about the UK government’s report on loot boxes, Borderlands 3…
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Gears 5 Review – Gears of War Is Back, Baby!
The Xbox has been hurting when it comes to exclusive games while the Playstation 4 and Nintendo Switch have been busy putting out strong titles that could only be played on their respective platforms. Gears of War 4 should have been the return of one of Xbox’s biggest franchises, but The Coalition were put in…
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Weekend Whammy: Gears 5, Mobile Broadband & Borderlands 3
It’s another Weekend Whammy! It’s not the weekend? Ah, fuck it. It’s a Weekday Whammy, then, I guess. Anyway, this week I’m talking about Gears of War, lovely Playstation artwork and the potential brilliance of mobile broadband!
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Decay of Logos Review – Decaying
Although it’s a massive cliche to say so, playing Decay of Logos was a rollercoaster ride of emotions. The thing about a rollercoaster, though, is that you have to go up as much as you go down. Things must balance out. Decay of Logos, however, was like a rollercoaster that somehow defied the very laws…
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Weekend Whammy: Decay of Logos, Control & Aquaman Rocks
Another weekend has passed into the annals of history, as time marches toward its inevitable violent conclusion. And on that happy note it’s time for another Weekend Whammy! Huzzah! Buckle up meat bags, because this week I’m taking more about Control, Luigi’s Mansion, Aquaman and Decay of Logos.
