Tag: Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas!

Merry freaking Christmas, people! Yes, it’s that time of the year again where we inexplicably drag large trees into our houses and proceed to decorate them with all manner of shiny objects. Humans truly are a very strange species. The point is I’d like to wish all of […]

Merry Christmas

My dearest friends, I wish you the merriest merry Christmas possible, filled with laughter and the slow painful death of your many human sacrifices to the Santa Claws. Wait… Doubtless many of you will be heading downstairs or though the house tomorrow in order to open up some […]