Tag: Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas, Peeps!

Merry Christmas, you dirty animals!

Yes, it’s that time of the year again when presents are opened, food is eaten and at least one family member flips the Monopoly board. And like every year I just wanted to take a minute to wish you all the best. Like 2020, 2021 hasn’t been the easiest of years but hopefully, you’ve muddled through with minimal fuss, minimal Covid and minimal desire to punch people in the face.

Merry Christmas!

Merry freaking Christmas, people! Yes, it’s that time of the year again where we inexplicably drag large trees into our houses and proceed to decorate them with all manner of shiny objects. Humans truly are a very strange species. The point is I’d like to wish all of […]

Merry Christmas

My dearest friends, I wish you the merriest merry Christmas possible, filled with laughter and the slow painful death of your many human sacrifices to the Santa Claws. Wait… Doubtless many of you will be heading downstairs or though the house tomorrow in order to open up some […]